AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months
pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned
into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused, when on
the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are
Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said, " Logan 's Liniment
will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented
this accident"... I just lost it!!!"
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