Friends and Drinking
Two married friends are out
drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I
turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine
and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds, ease into bed and
my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!
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